painting sucks so bad

this is why someone should always paint my house for me.

respect is earned

"... and maybe you won't get shit on so much at work."

if the cults were right....

I hate explaining my comics, so here:

• Heaven's Gate Cult Wiki


• Xenu (yes, scientology IS a cult)

reality is stranger than fiction

false alarm

Seriously, I'm wondering what the ratio of people that pirate Photoshop to the people that legally own a copy is.

iPhone meeting

I guess if you're going to goof around on Facebook during your meetings, then friending your boss on Facebook isn't a horrible idea.