re ......... tardiness

Get it? Re ..... tardiness. Ah hahaha.

eye patch tuesdays

Don't you HATE when this happens?

butt crack of dawn

Seriously, who gets up early enough to know wtf that saying means?

stupid waiter

I, personally, prefer chicken and stars in those little cups. Mmmm mmmm good.

ted the twisted torturer

Remember kids! Don't forget to twist that shit!

the cry

This is why emo radio stations will never make it.

velocity is a bitch

I am sorry to say that this is based on a true story--and yes, I am the one w/ the scar...

vice presidential debate summary

I think this about sums it up. Anyone care to add anything they saw?

shy bladder

Of course this method could also result in a black eye--or maybe even a wink!