... because one day they might freaking SNAP!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
xbox live maintenance
I foresee this being the fate of millions of children arriving home from school today. Not to mention the tens of millions of grown men arriving home from work ... myself included.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
baby names
FYI, the google "will my baby be gay" test is easy.
- Google "name is gay" and note the number of search results (remember, quotes are important when searching terms).
- Google "name is NOT gay" and and note the number of search results.
- Compare results.
NB: If you really use this method to make a decision as to what you name your child, you're a moron.
operation soda thief
I mean, really, who drinks somebody else's soda? Damn all of you soda stealers out there! Damn you all!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
lyrics are touchy issues
My mom, to this day, still believes that the lyrics to Chumbawamba's Tub Thumping are "...kissing the night away...". Nobody wants to know the horrible, horrible truth about their favorite songs.
Monday, September 22, 2008
every office has a disgruntled dan
Don't for a minute think that this is the last time you'll see Disgruntled Dan featured here on Twisted Meeting Minutes.
not so magic
Food for Thought: I wonder how God packed all of those squiggly-line organs in that stick figure body.
update: Apparently nobody else has seen the magic school bus, here's a youtube video in case you care to delve in to why this is funny...
Friday, September 19, 2008
california raisins DO rock!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
it's like taking baby from a candy
I believe that "taking baby from a candy" is a much better expression than the one we are all familiar with. It implies that the act which you are referring to is extremely easy. Don't get me wrong, in my experience taking candy from a baby has always been a breeze--but sometimes their little fingers don't like to pry open and the screaming is slightly uncomfortable. The only difficulty you may have with taking a baby from candy is if the candy in question is gum, as gum (had it been previously chewed) could temporarily glue the infant to a surface.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
pencil javelin
I am just now realizing that this is my second comic that features pencils as deadly objects. Pencils are tools of Satan*.
*: I googled this phrase, wondering if it was original or not. To my dismay, it has been used one other time on the entire internet. A greater coincidence (put on your tinfoil hats) is that it was used in a comment on another comic strip site.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
good intentions
Ignore the fact that there is no atmosphere on the moon and this couple would clearly suffocate and swell in to giant Macy's Thanksgiving Day human-balloons.
leo's bugs
Haha. Get it? You can tell it's Leo because that's how Leo says "what the hell". I'm not quite sure why he's jumping around joyously disbursing bugs, though. Oh wait... that's right.
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